This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
"We’re back to the conversation we were having earlier." (x)
one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just
This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…
I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light
i wasnt even legit sad before but i think this is the thing that broke me
I aspire to BE THIS
Being internet smart is like the 21st century version of being street smart.
Okay Dad, these are the websites you use to watch your show.
Sockshare, Putlocker, gorillavid, nosvideo and novamov are your friends, stick to them and you know you’re okay.
DO NOT click on anything that wants you to download updates or DivX.
DO NOT click on adverts on the side.
And be very cautious of fake play buttons.
You are ready. Go forth and watch Dexter.
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct
why do people make shit arguments against queer representation by saying things like “the percentage of lgbt people in the population isn’t that high” well neither is the percentage of vampires but we see plenty of them in our media dont we
he’s just showing off!
another one of these doodle comics cos they’re fun and good warm ups
a cute moment from the latest duncan and kim galaticraft (changed the dialogue a bit for the comic)